Long Time Ago When We Was Fab
Once upon a time, there was me. I was pretty cute, little, and very (shockingly) blonde, in a 4-year-old model sort of way. I still look like that. Incredibly attractive, blonde...did I mention...
View ArticleThis Is My Life
Two recent searches that brought people to my blog caught my attention today. Someone typed in "Bella Swan stupid," thereby restoring my faith in humanity. Someone else (who I really really love but...
View ArticleI Am: George Hincapie
I bicycle. The route I usually ride has a large hill at the end. That hill hurts. When I ride up that hill, it takes every ounce of willpower I possess not to get off my bike, sling it over my...
View ArticleMy Mind: The Ultimate Three Ring Circus
Help. To the blogging community (and everyone else out there, I guess): I have gone completely insane. My blogs from now until eternity will probably contain an edge of bitterness and cynicism that...
View ArticleOhh, the Irony.
I named my blog Writer's Block because I couldn't think of anything besides "I'm Insane" or "Jelly Beans Taste Good." Little did I know, the title would come back to haunt me. I am writing a novel. My...
View ArticleSociety Told Me Not To
Society: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Me: Shove it! Society has told me (yep, it speaks) that I shouldn't do these things in public: 1. Don't dance down the skywalk. People can see you. It is...
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